No matter how much bleach you drink or inject, you may suffer permanent lung damage if you contract covid-19. But don’t ask us -- ask the US military, who have decided that a positive covid-19 test may be ground to bar enlistment. https://federalnewsnetwork.com/defense-main/2020/05/people-hospitalized-for-coronavirus-may-not-be-able-to-join-the-military/

We also discuss the military’s plans to raise the age for on-post tobacco purchases to 21. Our position is perhaps a less libertarian one: we’re fine with it, so long as you also raise the minimum enlistment age to 21. https://www.military.com/daily-news/2020/05/07/army-bases-prepare-new-ban-under-21-tobacco-sales.html

This week’s bonus features Riley Quinn and Alice Caldwell-Kelly of the Trashfuture podcast, who help us break down the particularly online insanity of the recent Venezuela mercenary debacle. Get it on Patreon here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/36973145

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